Today I’m humping along with Kathy at Vodka and Soda to bring you my deepest, darkest secrets. Okay, so maybe my epic laziness is not so secret, but it’s definitely a dark path that only the truest of the lazy can follow.
So let’s examine where the path of laziness leads:
We moved into our house in December, 3 months ago, but we still haven’t finish unpacking. Our dining room is so littered with moving boxes that I’m considering naming it a cardboard chic/green tub decor and calling it a day. That’s totally going to be a new thing! If all else fails, we can build a giant fort!
I don’t shower everyday. I mean, how dirty could I possibly get working in front of a laptop from home? Unless I’m being attacked by giant mutant dust bunnies, I don’t see the point. Or maybe I’m just THAT lazy.
Every morning I wake up 15 minutes before I’m supposed to begin working. That’s right. I basically just stumble down the hallway and hit dial on my phone. Easiest commute ever! If I could figure out a way to sleep work, I would be in heaven.
I spend most of my day in my pajamas. I mean, when your only coworkers are two rat terriers that shed all over you what else are you going to wear? I call this style lazy girl chic!
Sometimes I’m too lazy to get up to pee, so I will hold it until I can’t anymore. Then it’s a mad dash for the bathroom! Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is a true sport.
So how are you lazy? Leave me a comment and let our laziness unite!