Hey there. The name’s Chubby and today is my day to shine.
There’s been a hostile take over here on Eternally Wanderlyn. Basically, I was hostile, so I took over. You see, my mom spends way too much time typing away on that contraption with the moving pictures and not enough time snuggling with me. Oh, I try to snuggle while she’s typing, but her hands are way too busy to give me a belly rub. And that is simply unacceptable. So today I thought I would take over her little blogging world to bring you a day in my life. After all, I’m the true star of the family. Just check out my sweet Elvis impression.
The first thing you have to know about me is that, much like Elvis, I’m a lover, which means I spend my days romancing the ladies. And by romancing I mean snuggling and licking their faces repeatedly. My true specialty is head snuggles. I know what they like.
All that romancing can really tire a dog out. So, I make sure to re-energize by lounging around the house, spending some time with boys next door, and chewing on a bone or two.
But my days aren’t all fun and games. Sometimes I have to put in a little hard work around here by keeping away strangers, birds, and squirrels. There seems to always be someone trying to enter our yard! It’s a good thing that I’m an experienced crime fighter. (I may or may not be Bat Dog. Just saying.)
Wow, I’m tired just thinking about all the things I have to do around here. It’s ruff being a dog! But, you know, after sharing with you wonderful people, I can understand why my mom likes it so much. You all are awesome. I’d totally snuggle you and lick you! And talking about myself is suh-weet! I’m always up for some extra attention.
Well, I suppose it’s time for me to be moving along. I’m running late for my first nap of the day, but feel free to send me some love.